Wisdom

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Wisdom #1057: How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

Wisdom #1482: The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.

Wisdom #1009: Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!

Wisdom #1146: I'm the one from the registry office.

Wisdom #1190: In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....

Wisdom #951: Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.

Wisdom #941: During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.

Wisdom #260: Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.