Wisdom

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Wisdom #535: Reindeer like to eat bananas.

Wisdom #1307: Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla.

Wisdom #274: He who laughs last takes too long to get the joke

Wisdom #1665: Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

Wisdom #908: Do it for the Widow's Son.

Wisdom #1364: Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!

Wisdom #1704: ear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Wisdom #791: All suspects are innocent until proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos.