Wisdom

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Wisdom #1489: The hipbone's connected to the... jawbone?

Wisdom #590: Technology for the Country Folk ... BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do

Wisdom #800: And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."

Wisdom #1681: You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

Wisdom #312: Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

Wisdom #1108: I never met a repo man who didn't do speed.

Wisdom #642: A true friend is one that lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor's.

Wisdom #223: Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for a job.