Wisdom

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Wisdom #988: For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.

Wisdom #158: Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

Wisdom #833: Because it's there.

Wisdom #516: If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch you.

Wisdom #213: 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Wisdom #248: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Wisdom #1698: You, you, you shouldn't, you shouldn't traumatize women with sexual intercourse. I should know, I'm a medieval doctor, I own a mansion and a yacht.

Wisdom #1687: You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.