Wisdom

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Wisdom #628: Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Wisdom #1331: No, just the nipple-cones, officer, just the nipple-cones.

Wisdom #1155: If Goddess had intended humans to smoke, She would have set them on fire.

Wisdom #1684: You may be redneck if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.

Wisdom #1599: Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.

Wisdom #1173: If you can't see the fnords, they can't eat you.

Wisdom #874: Congregation, please be seated

Wisdom #521: As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.